It is I, Captaaaaaaain FlashLight! Now you can see me as you've never seen me before. Well, mostly because you've never seen me before. Oh, you've seen sketches and drawings, but now I'm animated! Like, ya know, animation.
Check out www.captainflashlight.com. You can see the Teaser Trailer for my very first animated adventure, "Darknetized!" That's gotta hurt. Oh, and you can meet all the characters, even the PizzaBot. You can play the Pict-O-Flipper, and download cool images and music. And you can enter to win stuff. And, you can say a prayer that one day soon, The Brilliant Adventures of Me, Captaaaaaaain FlashLight will show up Saturday mornings on DirectTV. Lightastic!
In the mean time, I've got a lot of darkness to battle. Dark-doers beware, you're no match for the Lumatronic power of light!
Not only do I have Blinkie, I have these cool flashlights.
FLASHLIGHT #1: Protecto-Light
Shoots a powerful shine-shield, that wraps around and encloses the target, protecting them from danger. Shiny.
FLASHLIGHT #2: Rocket-Light
This one fires a condensed beam of LumaLight. It's like holding a mini-rocket in your hand. Hold on and you're gone.
FLASHLIGHT #3: Magnet-Light
Like a regular magnet, only 100 times more powerful. Aim. Shoot. And what you hit is now zooming toward you! Er, zooming toward me.
FLASHLIGHT #4: Multi-Laser-Light
Adjustable laser beam, sharpens to cutting point, widens to make a pathway, stretches out to travel long distances. Amazing what LumaLight can do!
FLASHLIGHT #5: Lasso-Light
This here Lasso-Light is like havin' a rope made out of solid light. Boy howdy! That's cowboy talk for Lightastic!
FLASHLIGHT #6: Sparkletron
Hmm. This one is wacky. Press the button, and a little waterfall of light gushes out, like fireworks. What would you ever use that for?
FLASHLIGHT #7: The LumaLight
This one is best summed up in three words: one big flash! ZA-BOOM! It's triggered by voice command, I have to say--well, I'd better whisper--"Time to Shine." ZA-BOOM!!!
So don't miss the next thrilling episode, of The Brilliant Adventures of Captaaaaaaain FlashLight! It's every Saturday morning at 8:30AM, 9:30AM and 10:30AM Central Standard Time, but check your radio station for which time is yours. Or listen at that time right here on the Coconut Hut web site, click Hear The Show. And don't forget, my famous saying. Um. Famous saying. Let's see. Please pass the ketchup? No... Oh, right: Look on the bright side!
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DARK GETS DARKER!
"Bad Batteries!"
What's that huge thing flying over Filament City? A giant vacuum cleaner??? Wait, it's Low Voltage and Bulbus in the VacuZoomer. But it doesn't vacuum things up, it shoots darkness out! And it's about to darknetize all of Filament City.
See Captain Flashlight on his new website: www.captainflashlight.com. Watch the Teaser Trailer for his first animated Brilliant Adventure, "Darknetized!" now in production, and enter the CF Mini-Flashlight contest.
Meanwhile on the radio show, the Captain will face new villains, new challenges, new problems, and yes, a new lunch stop called Tuna Taco. On top of that, he still has to face the other dark-doers, like:
The Lightning Bolt Brothers Lenny and Leonardo Lighting are there, standing on a building, blasting the streets of the city with high-power lightning bolts. ZA-BLAMMO!
Speed of Darkness can run at speeds of over 2,000 miles per hour. "Now that's really fast" says our hero, "hope he doesn't slip on a banana peel."
Plug Bugs are small, sneaky, creepy electromagnetic insects that crawl out of electical outlets. Wierd. ElectromagneTron must be in on this one. "Oh, yesssss" he whispers.
El Darko has arrived, on his faithful steed, Magnesia, and he's going to, what? Offer Spindle Niblett one of his El Darko Bars? Don't nibble it, Mrs. Niblett!
Bulbus The Brain says stuff like "I believe the enriched nutritional and fizziological content of the pizza ingredients has dramatically multiplied the intelligence of my computational skills." "That can't be my Bulbus!" says Low Voltage.
Bigg Wiggs could only be the work of Neonikka Electronikka, Filament City's most fashionable villain.
Get ready to flash, sparkle and shine your way into The Brilliant Adventures of Captaaaaaaain FlashLight! every Saturday morning at 8:30AM, 9:30AM and 10:30AM Central Standard Time. Check your station for exact times. Or listen here on the web site, by clicking on Hear The Show. And remember, you can only hear it on the Coconut Hut Radio Show!
ALL CHARACTERS AND STORIES COPYRIGHT FILAMENT CITY MEDIA, 2009.
